Saturday, April 30, 2011

I have to watch this

No comment. Just watch the video. And don't read the rest, until you've seen all of the video.


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Just heard about it yesterday...

Oh my god, can you believe this? James McAvoy starred in an English cross-over film that probably just wanted to surf on the Kick-it-like-Beckham-wave!

... I have to watch this!

Luckily, one of my friends, who's just as crazy about him, as I am, already agreed on watching it with me.

This is so exciting.

It's been a long time since I watched one of those mediocre British Bollywood-imitations.

But I think it's the closest I'll ever get to one of my favorite actors in an Indian film.

What do you think? Has anyone watched it yet?

Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Weekual Thursday PP: Dilli, I Am In The City (+ 40 Naughty Men)

THE SECOND WEEKUAL THURSDAY PP

Let's first take a look at the films that released last week:
While Zokkomon seems to have turned out just as bad as I predicted, Dum Maaro Dum received some rather positive reviews from many viewers, and even the critics didn't tare it apart completely.

This week includes some more releases than the last one, and I'm quite proud that I managed including all of them in my post title. I mean, that's pretty clever, right?

So, what's waiting for filmgoers with access to a cinema showing those films (and I'm not jealous - Thor is releasing here in Denmark, so I might watch that one instead): 

An urban thrillomedy Mumbai Noir, based on a short film
A road(,) movie with lovely Lara

Highly acclaimed, and long-awaited offbeat drama "I Am"

Yeah, some new "No Entry" bla, bla: "Men Will Be Men"
And finally: a Govinda-comedy


Shor In The City
Director: Raj Nidimoru (shaadi.com/ 99)
After the highly acclaimed "Dhobi Ghat" (by the way: when is that DVD finally releasing???), a new Mumbai Noir flick is already on its way to the Indian theatres.

With "Shor In The City", director Raj Nidimoru combines the stories of three different men, living in Mumbai. This happened due to the good response he gained for his 2008 short "Shor". 

All of his films have received a current rating above 7/10 on IMDB (except for Flavors, which has 6.7), so though I have not seen them (yet), I trust those filmgoers: this man surely does have talent. 
Viewing the trailer a couple of weeks ago, my curiosity was awakened - and still is, off course. 

The film stars a fine (but underrated) Kapoor - Tusshar - and some other rather unknown performers.

So, "chaos begins" today, and I hope that many people will go and watch this promising release.



Chalo Dilli 
Director: Shashant Shah (Dasvidanya)
... Wait a minute: Akshay Kumar is also in this one? I thought it was all Lara and Vinay. Not that it's bad, though - as you know, I happened to like two of his latest films, that I didn't even want to like.

But I think we can agree, that Lara is going to be the star in this one. And that's so wonderful, because even though she has been accepted in Bollywood for a long time, it seems like she never really got that big break.
She was always the second violin, sometimes better (Billu), sometimes worse (Kaal).

Vinay Pathak is somewhat of a riddle to me. Sometimes he comes near to the annoyance of 90's Johnny Lever, and  sometimes he's incredibly funny.

I also can't say anything about the director, apart from "I've only heard good things about Dasvidanya".

But in a nutshell/ in a trailer, "Chalo Dilli" smells like fun and entertainment all the way to little Denmark.


I Am
Director: Onir (My Brother... Nikhil/ Bas Ek Pal)
Maybe I'm blinded by the love of the moment - but I think I'm even more excited for "I Am", than for "Dhobi Ghat" (did I mention, that I really, really want that DVD to release?). Might also be because of Manisha Koirala, who will always stay my favorite Indian actress, aside of Preity Zinta.

Or perhaps because Nandita Das is back on the screen - or because Juhi Chawla is back on the good screen.
Or is it because homosexuality is portrayed in a sensitive and realistic way? (Yes, I know that without having seen the film).

At least I can do something to help myself, until this DVD releases: Watch my copy of "Bas Ek Pal".

Yes, I think that's a good idea.

And for those who are as privileged as being able to watch this flick tomorrow: What are you waiting for? Book your seats NOW!


Men Will Be Men
Director: Gorky (Krishna Arjun [TV-series])
Yeah, right, there's not even a theatrical trailer, and the film is directed by some forky "Gorky", who directed a tv-series that no one saw, in 1998. After that, he spent his time being associate director in some unimportant productions, and now he decided to make an own film.

The title is also very original - not at all reminding me of... "Friends will be friends..."... yeah. I mean, the song.

Okay, I can't find more words for this soon-releasing-box-office-desaster.













Naughty @ 40
Director: Jagmohan Mundhra 
Hey, this film isn't even on IMDB or Wikipedia. And who is that Amisha-Patel-look-a-like gori? Ah, forget it, I don't even want to know.

Because this is a very good example for a film, that I don't want to watch. At all. Even though Govinda can be funny and sweet (in a teddy-bear kind of way).

We've all seen a "comedy" about some guy in his 30s or 40s, who's still a virgin, and on his search for a girl to hit the bed with.

This is one of the rare films, where I'd say "no, thanks" to someone offering me a free ticket for it.









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The films in order of how much I want to watch them:
1. I Am
2. Chalo Dilli
3. Shor In The City
4. ---

And here are some links I really enjoyed reading (because I've never done a link-post before):
Gaja Gamini is as brave as selecting her Top 10 Hindi Songs
Luella was successful on her search for the Worst Movie Ever
ApunBindaas rambles about remakes - and there's quite a discussion going on in the comments!
Andy Buckle reviews Thor, a film I'm certainly going to watch at the cinema. 
Shweta was so nice to share her knowledge of Danny Denzongpa singing.
And Jack L., my favorite non-Bollywood-viewer-movie-blogger, viewed a lot of films last week. 

Thank you for reading,
Mette M. K.


Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Good, The Weird, The Awesome - Triple Mini-Review

ACTION REPLAYY - EK CHALIS KI LAST LOCAL - ANARI


That I would end up writing about these three films in particular, in one single post, was nothing I had had in mind when watching them. They were just coincidental views, films that I bought because I was curious and had heard about them. It's funny that Ek Chalis Ki Last Local was the only one I had been wanting to buy for a long time, the only one I watched even though it wasn't the first one of my new films, alphabetically - and the only one I ended up not liking, plus being disappointed by.

Anari and Ek Chalis Ki Last Local have currently received the exact same rating at the IMDB: 7.3/10. Both are Parallel Indian Cinema, Anari was a Superhit with superstars, directed by disinguished Hrishikesh Mukherjee - Ek Chalis Ki Last Local was a Flop with "normal" actors and directed by debuting director Sanjay M. Khaduri. Now, Action Replayy is something in between, starring two big Indian stars, but receiving a Below Average rating from the box-office, a 3.9/10 rating at IMDB and being directed by a unsuccessful but commonly known director (Vipul A. Shah). 

Differently from my other mini-reviews, I won't divide this one into the different films, but into categories and compare the films this way.

Who's who?
Just to clear this at the very beginning - without revealing my deepest thoughts, which I will do at the end only; 
The Good: Action Replayy (2010)
The Weird: Ek Chalis Ki Last Local (2007)
The Awesome: Anari (1959)

Story
Many people pointed out, that the main idea of Action Replayy seemed to be stolen from all-time-classic Back to the Future, which in some ways is true, but the story actually is very different. Still, this does not make it more original; I haven't heard or read anyone mentioning this before, but the plot is very similar to 2007 German tv-production Küss mich, Genosse! (IMDB). I don't appreciate story stealing at all, so in this category, AR does worst. One of the problems about Ek Chalis Ki Last Local is, that there doesn't seem to be any story at all. A guy misses his train at night, has to spend two hours in a village and meets a girl. Boring, and hard to make a good screenplay of (which I also don't think they did). 
The sad-funny story of a poor young gold-hearted man, who doesn't seem to have much luck by his side is typically Raj-Kapoor and 50's Indian cinema - so it's not hard to decide, who wins in this section.

Screenplay
As already said, ECKLL's screenplay doesn't count to the best ones made. The love story is minimally interesting, but all other plot lines didn't catch my attention at all, which is also why I turned off the DVD player after almost 2 hours. Off course, I could have stayed through the last 30 minutes, but I really couldn't stand it any longer. 
AR takes us on a bubbly, coulourful 70s-trip and manages to never let boringness slip through any giant screenplay-holes. How nice.
Everything in Anari can be classified as either interesting, amusing, or entertaining - in one word: as Raj Kapoor. Therefore, as in every other category, Anari wins.

Cast
You (and I) already know that no one can beat Raj Kapoor, but as I'm not the most versed person concerning actors from the 50s, I'll tell you what I thought about my first meeting with Nutan. I was very pleased by her performance, her wittiness and beauty, which reminded me strongly of Kate Winslet. Along with Raj Kapoor and Lalita Pawar, she is the person that makes Anari shine. -- If you've been following this year's Deol Dhamakka, you've most certainly read my (only) contribution to that event (if not, read it here). In that post, among other things, I tried to express my love to Abhay Deol, which thankfully is still untouched after watching this film. He was lovely as ever in ECKLL - thank god. An item song in Heyy Babyy was all that I'd seen of Neha Dhupia until ECKLL (and Action Replayy, for that matter), but she does look promising, even though I think there's much more she can, than what I've seen yet. 
Aishwarya Rai, I don't think you're the Queen of Bollywood, like Western media often tries to call you, but nevertheless what you are is: definitely already one of the finest actresses of this decade, one of the best dancers after Madhubala and Madhuri Dixit, and one of the most beautiful women I've seen. Akshay Kumar is... well, I think he's one of the most sympathetic actors I know, and also he can make the worst movies and still not loose me as his fan. He can also look incredibly ugly in films, and incredibly 70s-fashion-victimy - never will my affection for him die.
I think we can agree that all of these films could mention some worthy names in their credits, and that all of them did a good job.

Music
One of the reasons, and also the most important one, that I wanted to watch ECKLL, was not Abhay Deol, funnily. Around the releasing time in 2007, I had one of those periods where I listen to all of the latest Bollywood soundtracks, and immediately fell in love with this one - three years before I even watched my first Abhay-film. Laree Choote features a wonderful singer and is very intense, Ekka Chauka is funny and fast, Akh Ladiye is a great example for a disco-background/underground-track - shortly: I love the soundtrack.
Also Anari  was discovered by me through its music, namely when I listened to some of the songs that won a Filmfare Award for Best Singer. The song I'm talking about ("Sab Kuchh Seekha Humne") really is one of the best ones I know, combining satirical lyrics with the awesome singing talent of Mukesh and an interesting melody. But also the other tracks are fabulous and will stay on my mind (and iPod).
Though I listened to the music of AR before, I only really liked it in the film. The best tracks are Zor Ka Chhatka and Nakhre, while Baaki Main Phool Gayi can only be described with 9 letters: h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s, believe me. However, this soundtrack is the weakest, compared to the other two.

Title
Ek Chalis Ki Last Local = The Local Train That Went at 1:40.
Unusual title, but in the end just as totally meaningless as the film itself.

Action Replayy = Action Replay 
Fits the story, but the second "y" is just as annoying as stolen from Heyy Babyy (2007).

Anari = Idiot/ simpleton
Brilliant title, brilliantly used in the film.

Camera (Cinematography)
After all those camera-experimental films, filled with 1-second-shots, dizzy-making rotations and shaky hand cameras, a 1959 classic black-white motion picture can feel like a supreme vacation (inlcuding virgin pina colada). Long, clear-shot scenes, no distracting eastman colour, grainy quality... I am sighing with relief. One may notice, that ECKLL is also shot in a rather quiet and non-distracting way, but a little more bang-bang would have been nice due to the boring screenplay. I'd like to mention the kiss scene though, which was not only well-performed but also beautifully captured.
The poster of Action Replayy already says that the film is shot "IN EASTMAN COLOUR", and that's also what you NOTICE when looking at the poster. 70s slam-tam-bamboo-banga eastman colour, that's what this film is made of. Sometimes the camera setting is very mainstream-music-video like, for example in the song Zor Ka Jhatka, but otherwise very fitting and a good contrary to category-winner Anari.

In a nutshell... (Lucky-Nut)
Action Replayy: 
I expected a long-drawn, exaggerating, very below average film with some good songs.
I saw a never-boring, exaggerating, very entertaining personal-hit (with some good songs).

Ek Chalis Ki Last Local:
I expected a satirical, unusual, surprising film with a cute Abhay and a great soundtrack.
I saw a boring, art-housy-bad, uninteresting and weird film with a cute Abhay and a great soundtrack.

Anari:
I expected a Raj-Kapoor-film.
I saw a Raj-Kapoor-film.

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Let's end this post with a little smile:

"Marriage, now? We've only just sung a duet song!"
(Akshay Kumar in Action Replayy)





Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Weekual Thursday PP: Dum Maaro Dum, and Other Drugs

A few minutes ago, sitting in my desk chair, enjoying the view out of my window while the warm day of spring slowly comes to an end, a beautiful idea fell down from the skies. An idea for a new series of posts, called The Thursday PP. You know what the first three words mean - "The" is an article, "Thursday" is the 4th day of the week and "weekual" is a common adjective. Now, let's get to the mysterious two similar letters at the end of the title... PP.

Preview-Package? Poster-Post? Poster-Preview, Package-Post?
Okay, that's up to you. Important is, what this is about: Every Thursday, I'll ramble about the (Hind) films releasing that week (you know that this depends; some release Thursday, other Friday or Saturday). I'll also try watching them, but probably I won't have a chance before the DVD-releases. And that's about it. So, let's start with...

THE FIRST WEEKUAL THURSDAY PP
Thursday, 21.04.2011

We have only two single releases in India this week, namely two very different films:

A long-awaited and intensely discussed drug-thriller
And... oh, I've never heard about this film before. Okay, the poster tells us, it's a Disney production.


Dum Maaro Dum
Director: Rohan Sippy (Bluffmaster/ Kuch Naa Kaho)


The film is set in Goa and revolves around drugs. We have a Deepika-cameo that has already gained too much attention in my eyes, Bipasha, trying-to-save-career Abhishek and newcomer Prateik.

What set a start to the intense discussion and attention towards DMD, was the First Look featuring Deepika's... well, part of her body, and the tattoo on her waist. People said that her cameo was going to be the new "Sheila" and that she'd be wearing the shortest skirt ever made. 
Yeah, I don't care about those discussions, also because I don't like Deepika, but the poster does look good. Very stylish, dynamic, colourful. Some palm trees on the right hand. Have you noticed that Goa is becoming a frequent set in Bollywood films? 
Deepika's hair looks blue, I think... And there's a man with a gun standing in the upper left corner. That means drugs are a bad thing, and you shouldn't talk to those men with long coats standing in corners. Did you hear me, Raju? Come home straight after school. I don't like your friends, they're no good company for you. Especially that girl with the short skirts and tempting curls.
Verdict: I'm scared it might be stylish only.

ZOKKOMON
Director: Satyajit Bhatkal (Chale Chalo - The Lunacy of Film Making)
Hey, it's the cute little boy from Taare Zameen Par! Oh... Oh, he's... he's wearing a superman-costume. And Anupam Kher is wearing a... wig. Oh.
The first 30 seconds of the trailer look promising: a little boy with his friends, sunshine, a mother (or elder sister), some problems.
But then we get the full package of a scheme-superhero-kids-film, and find out that Javed Akhtar and S-E-L made the soundtrack/lyrics for this. Why? Why did they do this, why did the cute TZP boy do this? 
Can it be, that this is a good movie? But the trailer looks awful. I'm sorry but... even the name "Zokkomon" is not really original, immediately making me think of the iconic Manga series "Pokemon" (not that I like it, but it's famous).
I just hope that the film doesn't praise violence. The trailer also reminds me of "Azaad" - remember, that 2000-Shilpa-Shetty-flick that I warned you about?
Verdict: Please, dear God, let this not be as horrible as it looks like in my first impression.


We'll have a whole bunch of new releases for next week, in contrary to this week's little florilegium (a new old word I learned), so be excited and if you like, then please tell me what you think of this new series.

Thank you for reading,
Mette M. K.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

... Banana-fana-fo-fanny... Fi-fai-fo-fanny - LAMMY!



Hi everyone,

as you know, I only started blogging some months ago, and I became member of the LAMBs community in January, I think. Recently, I found out there was an award-thing called the LAMMYs in this community, which I think is a wonderful idea to honour some of the people blogging about films.

I don't think I'm the most modest person in this world, because I believe that you can be happy if you achieve something - this blog is already an achievement to me, and I'm very happy I started it.
If you appreciate this blog, then I'd like you to consider voting for me in the above-mentioned categories - it's just an experiment, because I like to participate in as many blogger events as possible; they make our film blogging world a bit more fun than it already is.

Talking about modesty: Don't you think that Vote-Banner, I just spent almost an hour on to create, is quite fabulous?

Your Mette